The Rules: Because “Just Be Cool” Wasn’t Legally Sufficient

TERMS OF SERVICE

Last updated: February 2026

Welcome to Smell Your Own LLC (“Smell Your Own,” “we,” “us,” or “our”). These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of smellyourown.com (“Website”) and any services, products, or content provided through it. By accessing or using the Website, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the Website (Chem will be disappointed, but he’ll cope).

1. Use of the Website

You must be at least 18 years old to use this Website or make purchases. By using the Website, you represent that you meet this requirement.

You agree not to use the Website for any unlawful purpose or in any way that could damage, disable, or impair the Website or interfere with others’ use of it.

2. Account Information

If you create an account, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your login information and for all activities that occur under your account. Notify us immediately if you suspect unauthorized use.

3. Product Information & Availability

We make every effort to display product colors, descriptions, and details accurately. However, we cannot guarantee that your device’s display will perfectly reflect actual colors or textures.

All products are subject to availability. We reserve the right to discontinue or modify products at any time.

4. Pricing & Payment

Prices are listed in U.S. dollars and may change without notice. We are not responsible for typographical errors, pricing mistakes, or outdated listings.

Payment is processed securely through third‑party payment providers. We do not store or have access to your full credit card information.

5. Shipping, Returns & Refunds

Your use of the Website and purchase of products is also governed by our Shipping & Returns Policy, which forms part of these Terms.

By placing an order, you agree to the terms described in those policies.

6. Intellectual Property

All content on the Website — including text, images, graphics, logos, product descriptions, and design elements — is owned by Smell Your Own LLC or licensed to us. You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without our express written permission.

(Yes, even Chem’s likeness is protected. He insisted.)

7. User Content

If you submit comments, reviews, or other content, you grant us a non‑exclusive, royalty‑free, worldwide license to use, display, reproduce, and distribute that content for business purposes (such as showcasing reviews).

You agree not to submit unlawful, defamatory, or infringing content.

8. Third‑Party Links & Services

The Website may contain links to third‑party websites or services. We are not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of those third parties. Accessing them is at your own risk.

9. Prohibited Activities

You agree not to:

  • Use the Website for fraudulent or deceptive purposes

  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Website or its systems

  • Interfere with Website functionality

  • Use automated systems (bots, scrapers) without permission

  • Upload viruses, malware, or harmful code

Basically: be cool, be kind, don’t break things.

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Website and all products and services are provided “as is” and “as available.” We make no warranties, express or implied, regarding:

  • Website availability

  • Accuracy of content

  • Fitness for a particular purpose

  • Non‑infringement

Use of the Website is at your own risk.

11. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Smell Your Own LLC is not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Website or products purchased through it.

Our total liability for any claim shall not exceed the amount you paid for the product giving rise to the claim.

12. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Smell Your Own LLC from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses arising from your violation of these Terms or misuse of the Website.

13. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, without regard to conflict‑of‑law principles. Any disputes shall be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Pennsylvania.

14. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Website after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

15. Contact Us

For questions about these Terms, reach out at: info@smellyourown.com