Shipping: A Family Effort
Your order will be packed and shipped within 3 to 5 business days.
Mum and Pop-Pop do all the hard work while Chem takes on quality control: questioning tape jobs and destroying any box that does not meet his high standards. If we ever expect a delay, we’ll notify you right away and you can choose to wait or cancel for a full refund.
Shipping Cost: Shown at checkout before you pay.
Sales Tax: Automatically calculated at checkout based on your shipping address.
Once your order hits the road, we’ll send you the tracking information.
Imagine that you’re in a restaurant, and you’re really hungry, and you’re staring at all the plates of food coming out of the kitchen. Your mouth is watering as your stomach grumbles its discontent. You keep telling yourself: “It’ll get here. It’ll be soon.” You’ve already counted how many people came in before you and you’re sure you’re next in line.
Well, we can’t promise your order’s journey will be that thrilling, but it’ll get there. Eventually. Just like your food.
Right now, we only offer shipping within the domestic US.
It’s not because we don’t want to send joy across the globe. Mum and Pop-Pop would really like that. The problem is that Chem thinks “international shipping” is code for “snack”. We’re holding out hope that he’ll understand one day, but until then, US shipping it is!