FAQ? More Like FAQ-Yeah!

I can get stuff way cheaper elsewhere. What makes your products worth the price?

It might make you feel a bit better knowing that every dollar goes towards two noble causes.

The first - we love to support good people doing good things, so some of our proceeds go directly to NORML and Last Prisoner Project.

The second cause? Dondi biscuits, of course. 

All joking aside, we only partner with other US-based small businesses who produce top-notch products. Our stickers will last for years, not months. Our clothing will withstand wash cycles, sunlight, and existential crises without fading.

So yeah, you could spend less elsewhere, but will your purchase endure? Will it support small businesses? Will it contribute to Dondi’s happiness? These are the real questions.

How come you only have a couple of products?

We’re just two people making fun stuff because we want to. We take our time to create things we genuinely love and use ourselves. Plus, more products mean more decisions, and we already spend way too much time deciding on how many different Smelly faces we can make.

Who is Smelly?

She is our mascot and guiding force. 

Where are you located?

We strategically placed ourselves in what we lovingly call the “Anomaly Zone” in Pennsylvania.

The “Anomaly Zone” sounds cool. Have you ever seen a Bigfoot?

We try. So badly we try. Because we have questions for Bigfoot. Like what do the woodland creatures think of you? Do you have your version of dogs? Is it deer? Or maybe a tiny chipmunk who rides on your shoulder? Do you snuggle the chipmunk? Does the chipmunk read your thoughts? Can you read the chipmunk’s thoughts? Can you read my thoughts, right now?

And those are just the chipmunk questions, we have so many more. We keep hope alive that someday, we may know.

What happened to the real FAQ questions?

Some would say these are the best types of questions to get to know someone! For instance, you may wonder why we are so playful and silly. The honest answer is because both of us grew up in very difficult situations, and really missed out on childhood. So we make up for that by goofing off as much as we can. 

Boom. Now that’s a FAQ page worth reading!